Image courtesy of Pixabay.com          How can I shout my thoughts to the world,   when trapped in my passage is something unfurled?     Christmas is over - that much is true,   so why can't I shift, then, my arse off the loo?     Year's not done - I must see the end -   so where is the bog roll that should be my friend?     With laughter, I rise - pants at my knees,   but a blast of cold air, alas, makes me sneeze.     How can I hobble - hunt down a roll -   my knees stuck together by poo with no soul?      The New Year is here - that much is true,   JUST CHUCK US SOME BOG ROLL, IF STUCK IN THE QUEUE!       Copyright owned by Jay Cool  , December 2018     Inspired by Ella Wheeler Wilcox's poem,   'The Year' .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
 
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